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nashofficial:

when someone on tumblr calls you by your real name

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(Source: jerkofficial, via pizza)

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shorten:

"Over the break I’ve decided to assign some —"

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"There’s one minute left so sit down and solve this —"

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"I don’t care if you have three tests tomorrow, it’s not my job to —"

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(via shit-myteachersays)

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via reichenbaked)

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cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

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(via manda)

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tsarbucks:

when you type something in wrong but autocorrect doesn’t catch it because it’s a real word

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(via officialwhitegirls)

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